I JUST BROKE A WINE GLASS BY BITING IT
Okay so basically I have a habit of cracking my jaw (just like every other joint in my body. Knuckles, wrists, back, neck, knees, ankles, etc.) and I guess my dummy brain decided to subconsciously crack it against the wine glass I was currently drinking diet coke out of and it fucking broke into my mouth. I don't think I got cut (thank god) but there was an awkward couple of seconds where I had broken glass in my mouth. My mom's gonna be pissed this happens to every wine glass I touch.