I JUST BROKE A WINE GLASS BY BITING IT
Okay so basically I have a habit of cracking my jaw (just like every other joint in my body. Knuckles, wrists, back, neck, knees, ankles, etc.) and I guess my dummy brain decided to subconsciously crack it against the wine glass I was currently drinking diet coke out of and it fucking broke into my mouth. I don't think I got cut (thank god) but there was an awkward couple of seconds where I had broken glass in my mouth. My mom's gonna be pissed this happens to every wine glass I touch.
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Welcome to today's episode of: Is My Friend Ghosting Me Or Am I Just That Dang Paranoid And Insecure
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Swarmkeeper rangers are so wild. I was expecting “my ac is bees. I’m covered in bees. I freak everyone out because I’m covered in bees. I’m the queen of the bees.”
Bees aren’t even an option because evidently bees don’t exist in the Forgotten Realms or Eberron. Instead, your options include: crazy cat lady, you shoot velociraptors instead of arrows, and magic pants fish.
I’m. Im not even joking.
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I just re-discovered Community and wow, it's my new favorite show. Time to get super invested in sitcom characters and cry when I finish the show too soon I guess. (happens too much to me nowadays)
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You know the TF2 match is going to get interesting when you see this
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Ever just,, get real spacey for no reason
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Me listening to a song that says crap with my earbuds in while my mom is in the other room
xenon135: can't believe sinners use this pure, blessed and wholesome christian web-site
Vortex Nightshade Calamity Lilith Rayne: Forgive me father I have sinned
RyStarX: me but replace "crap" with... "peck"
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Who else likes Strawberry Applesauce besides me
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Now I can post all the fruit bat videos that I find because I do what I want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES7t3pySJeY
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You've reached the Big Bang
xenon135: several times a day, yeah