don't know what to post so i guess ill start with my pinned post.
yo wassup, the names david and i look at memes on the interwebs, make (admittedly pretty bad) music on the interwebs, and make (also pretty bad) art on the interwebs.
i was Mayday on g+ and was a three year veteran on that site. hope to see some familiar faces on here and find some old friends that i never got to follow up on.
twitter: crashout5
discord: My Religion Is Memes#0318
reddit: CarWreak12
ask me a question (curiouscat): crashout
and that's probably all that's important. feels like home man. feels great.
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Originally posted by IridescentDiamond
Fine sire, that quite the shapely shaft thou hast betwixt thine legs! Thine bollocks hangeth but a sliver to the east, with a perplexing bend, akin to the archways of camelot. Thou hast past the cock trifle quite eloquently, o knight of brettonia. But now the king craveth but a drop of thine heavenly juices! Royal fellatio shalt be administered sire!
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It’s been two months since I’ve used this site. What did I miss?
IridescentDiamond: fuck all
Mayday: @IridescentDiamond understandable
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anyone who is also a musician, who else does the fingering of the music on a desk or arm? like, I play violin and piano and I just start fingering the notes and rhythms as if I was playing violin or piano. I do this unconsciously somethings, it’s kinda weird.
James Shiffer: I play piano, and used to play violin, but I still do both occasionally.
James Shiffer: Muscle memory is definitely the reason
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IMPORTANT CENSUS!!!!
what’s your opinion on warm toilet seats
xenon135: i prefer them warm so i don't freeze my ass off when i just want to piss thankfully (in this specific area not in anything else) i live in texas so it's always at least room temperature
Mayday: @xenon135 bro that sounds amazing. personally, I don’t enjoy the feeling of cold toilet seats, cuz you gotta wait for a bit for the seat to warm up and then you can shit in peace. like, warm toilet seats are nice until you start thinking about it.
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cOwOvid-19
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I drew something for Christmas a couple days ago.
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I have glasses, but I don't usually wear them outside because I can still see at least see some feet without things being completely blurry.
And I saw someone that looked like a homie (or at least someone I knew) so I started squinting at them real aggressively and realized I don't know them. I also realized I WAS JUST STARING AT SOME RANDOM ASS DUDE AND THEY MOST LIKELY NOTICED.
TL:DR; thought I saw a friend in public because don't have glasses on and then anxiety kicked in.
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tomato: no way, i also just did that twinsies!
Mayday: LiKe OmG wE ARe sO IN syNC
tomato: i know right