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CUM?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!!?!

Originally posted by xenon135

ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!
There is a CUM alert in aisle 4!
Someone came all over the floor. There is cum everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling semen. The amount of sperm and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cum must have been produced by a fucking blue whale. Oh God I can smell it. The cum has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cum. I cannot see. It's all white. Everything. White. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm gargling noises drowning- in- more thick phlegm gargling cum! dial tone

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