Okay uh pinned post

My name is Kat but call me whatever

Am 14 year old (probably) straight grill

My curse was brought upon this wretched world on the 3rd of April 2005

I don't have a romantic partner but I do have a "platonic soulmate" I guess because for whatever reason people get really triggered over the word queerplatonic I her name is fucking rat bastard (cant tag) I love her a lot uwu no homo tho

My time zone is EST but bold of you to assume I have a regular sleep schedule

I change hyperfixations frequently but I uh like Ace Attorney and Danganronpa and some anime and musicals that I don't feel like naming rn. Oh and also Vocaloid. And now Your Turn to Die/Kimi ga Shine.

My Google plus achievements are writing the breadfic and starting 3 leggpocalypses as well as a bunch of copypastas

My (most recent) Google plus name was Kathulhu the Wafflemancer

I am your chaotic meat god fucking fear me

(Definitely gonna edit this when I'm feeling less lazy)

I'm under the covers and it smells like potato chips down here the fuck

I'm sorry, doctor, but I just don't vibe with that diagnosis.

Oh no

Just found out I'm severely anemic and that's the reason I feel like I'm having a heart attack a lot and possibly the reason for the mental health/behavioral problems I've had my whole life.

i dON'T NEED THERAPY, JUST TWICE WEEKLY IRON INJECTIONS.

So here's the setup to my main story

Summer is just a for the most part normal 12 year old girl living on her mom's farm in the middle of nowhere and she's happy even though her mom rarely takes her anywhere. Her mom told her that her pale skin, unusual eye color, and sensitivity to the sunlight were the result of an illness and Summer blindly trusts her because her mom is the only person she ever knew. One day though they have to go to the store to buy bread and Summer is finally like "please take me with you" so her mom reluctantly does. On the way out Summer sees a tiny homeless girl who runs away as soon as she sees her. Summer reflexively shoots vines out of her arm to trap the girl (something she had no idea she could do) and she begs her mom to adopt the girl. The girl, who reveals herself to be named Okami, is surprisingly okay with this and takes her dog Little Fang with her. They live together for a few weeks - months until one day this mysterious demon boi kidnaps Summer and Okami, having grown protective of her, forces the boi to take her too. The boi traps them in a prison in the demon realm and (with absolutely no context and while acting like a major jerkwad the whole time) says that his name is Eric Shade, Summer's half demon and they have to stay there for an indefinite amount of time while he goes to get something. They escape and uhhh,,, yeah that's as far as I'm gonna type. That's just the setup so basically the prologue/part 1

https://youtu.be/-wTDsCplARY this furret's attitude on life is what we all aspire to have. This is what true inner peace and happiness is.

My mom gave me 2 tylenol and I can't remember if I took both or just one please help

My temperature is 101.6 FUCK. Normally it's like in the 97 range

I've been sick like 3 times in the past week and now I have a horrible headache and my throat is gunked up but I don't wanna tell my mom because she might think I'm faking this time

My sister asked me to buy her flaming hot cheerios

I'm happy

Remember on Google plus when people would call me waffle

I think there are only like 3 people on here who would remember

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rPva8v06nWMwhyU2fMySsgzJ9EPXMyflVl8_NPEsUsw/edit?usp=drivesdk

I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH PROCTOR YESTERDAY

ABIGAIL IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

I WON'T HESITATE, W I T C H .