more cool out of context l4d quotes:

"why are they all going for you?"
"because they love me"

"ok don't run off the side and get crushed by the ferry-"

additional thing because my brother and I conspired against the two other players with an admin menu mod:

"why is it lagging so badly?"
me watching my brother sail off at top speed into the distance "idk it's working fine for me"