Did I go to a brothel in Japan??
flashback to that time someone blocked me on deviantart because i said their female character looked like they had a dick
About to have an anxious breakdown hours
I was sick today so I missed a funeral and everyone is pissed that I missed the funeral
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ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS! ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS!
There is a CUM alert in aisle 4!
Someone came all over the floor. There is cum everywhere. You cannot stand in aisle 4 without seeing or feeling semen. The amount of sperm and ejaculate in aisle 4 is simply unnatural. Please for the love of God, we need a cleanup in aisle 4. This lagoon of cum must have been produced by a fucking blue whale. Oh God I can smell it. The cum has invaded my nostrils. There is so much cum. I cannot see. It's all white. Everything. White. Mom please help. SOS. Someone call 911, or 411, or a scientist I don't know. I'm gargling noises drowning- in- more thick phlegm gargling cum! dial tone
Touch me touch me Jesus
Jesus I am on your side
Kiss me kiss me Jesus
Do I have chaotic evil alignment
Me: oh boy a group project what a wonderful time to work with my friend
My friend: has no work ethic
Me: has no work ethic either feels bad
I donated money to Wikipedia recently and I feel like a god
Self care bath self care bath
Now I’m incredibly anxious because a random teacher that I never usually interact with told me that a joke I made was innapropriate and not funny at all
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