i announced on twitter that i will be honest with my life instead of blatantly lying. so new pin post
name: seth
age: 15
birthday: october 17
gender: male and cis
sexuality: bi (3 on the kinsey scale last time i took a test)
race: white
hair: brown
eyes: brown
religion: jewish
attractiveness scale ranking: 3/10, might bump to 5/10 when my hair grows back
political compass: on the line separating lib left and lib right

i like:
memes
vidya (wish i played it more though)
steven universe
cheese
hanging out on atmos and twitter
writing stupid stories that only a stoner would think is good
edgy jokes
hating people who make and laugh at edgy jokes
animals (smol or larg)
once in a blue moon i will sit down and draw

i don't like:
pedophiles
zoophiles
necrophiles
disgusting but not morally wrong fetishes (i.e. scat)
far left
far right
kpop
grapefruit (fuck dat gay shit)

where to find me:
twitter: plutonium2003 (private/backup: plutonium2004)
mewe: þicc qunt
atmos: you are here

about me: i am an autistic lonely twink whose parents seem to not want to have friends. i have trouble talking to people, even on the internet, i have repetitive behaviors, have an internet obsession, and walk weirdly sometimes. i haven't gone to school since i was 7, i have bouts of staying up all night on the internet, and social media is my only form of social interaction. my parents don't know about my twitter, mewe, or atmos.

here's a cute pic

can someone pls give me a shoutout

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It was 1988, fighting had just gotten even worse in Lebanon. Dad was in a seige near Beirut. Everyone who survived was able to escape, except Dad, who had been taken as a POW. He was held captive and tortured for a month. The only soldier you need to know about was Abdel, who tortured him not over political gain (though that was definitely a perk) but instead to act out his repressed BDSM kink.

One day, Dad stole a gun from one of the soldiers and broke out, killing any soldiers he could find. 27 people died in the rampage. However, Abdel wasn't fucking around. He chased Dad with a katana. He was an expert in the art of the blade, trained by the best Japanese artists his salary could buy. Dad managed to escape the base and snuck on a fighter plane. He killed the soldiers inside and stole it, planning on moving to Argentina to lay low.

However, he forgot to check the cargo area. He managed to escape just before a bomb was detonated and landed on Tristan da Cunha. He stayed there for a few weeks before he ran into Abdel again. He had hidden on the plane and snuck out before detonating the bomb and landed on St. Helena. He went to Tristan to find Dad. However, he lost his sword when he got there. Shortly after, a ship leaving for South Africa picked them up to take them to the airport at Cape Town, just as long as they killed black people when they got there. They agreed with no intention to do such.

Halfway through the ride, Abdel remembered he needed to kill Dad, so he pushed him off. Dad fought the waves for three hours before a boat came by. The boat was piloted by Abdel's brother, Mahmoud. Three months later, they find out that Abdel had taken Dad's girlfriend to America and had been fucking her. Two weeks later, they got to New York City. Dad found Abdel and was about to kill him when they hear the police. Mahmoud manipulated them into going to NYC to kill them. The two ran away, realizing they'd have to work together. They stole a plane and tried to get back to the Middle East.

However, Abdel got diarrhea. He clogged the shitty toilet, which set off a chain reaction which crashed the plane in a Spanish forest. They found a car to steal that could get them back home, but Dad wasn't sure about its performance. Abdel responded by performing unspeakable acts on the car. After nearly getting caught, the two stopped in Madrid for the night. Dad got the idea to enter a game show and use the money to buy a plane ticket.

Abdel got to be a contestant and almost won until he recognized the host, Mahmoud. The two escape the trap but were cornered in an alley and surrendered. They went on trial for illegally crossing borders. Dad was proven guilty and sent to jail, but Abdel saved him. The two fled the scene and found a naval vessel. They got back home and parted ways. Dad made up with his girlfriend and they eventually got married. Abdel got life in prison, though he was later broken out by freedom fighters, and hasn't been heard from much since.

oof: beats yikes and pronouns in bio
yikes: beats let's unpack this and #cancel
let's unpack this: beats clown and summer child
clown: beats sweety and oof
sweety: beats pronouns in bio and yikes
pronouns in bio: beats #cancel and let's unpack this
#cancel: beats summer child and clown
summer child: beats oof and sweety
npc: beats all
racist: beats npc but loses to everything else
hoes mad: beats everything

It'll finally get canceled on a whim when Nickelodeon decides it's not making them enough money. Then the writers will try to write up some half-assed ending and rush it out.
The final episode will be an hour long, and it'll be full of outrageous shit. Sandy will be cuckolding Spongebob with every single celebrity guest that's ever been on the show (even the dead ones), with the entire episode just being Sandy getting fucked one by one while Spongebob just sits in the corner, crying as he jerks off and eats a sandwich.
The B-plot will be Patrick becoming transgender, then kicking Squidward in the balls nonstop. No cutaways or anything, it's literally just Patricia (mtF Patrick) kicking Squidward in the balls while screaming about he needs to check his cis white male privilege. Every single person in Bikini Bottom will take her side, especially the celebrity guests who are fucking Sandy.
It ends with the cast insulting the viewers for being such fucking idiots for continuing to keep them on the air, then they all have an incestuous orgy right in the middle of the living room before vomiting all over each other and slicing their throats. Plankton pokes his head in and says "SECRET FORMULER", because "LOL REMEMBER WHEN THAT JOKE WAS RELEVANT? XD". Also, he's getting raped by Larry right outside the Chum Bucket. Then Gary slides on screen,wink and says "That's all, folks!"
The next 40 minutes are just the writers giving up: videos of them shitting on each other, having a huge orgy while covered in shit, footage of people getting shot in the head, footage of babies being skinned alive and fucked, etc. You name it, they have it all. The final 10 minutes are just Zeus Cervas high as balls on every drug imaginable, screaming into the camera about how much he hates his life before pulling out a shotgun and blowing his fucking brains out all over the wall.
It'll end up being so viewed and talked about, that it renews Spongebob for another 10 seasons.

I am currently making my own Total Drama series. The rules are the same as the series.
Everyone is split into teams. Every day there will be a challenge. The team that loses will go to the elimination ceremony. Everyone gets a marshmallow except the person who got voted off, who gets shipped back.
Chris and Chef are still here, though they're a bit different. Chris is even more of an asshole, now having a ketamine addiction and a gun, and Chef was a soldier who fought in Afghanistan, Vietnam, Korea, Nazi Germany, and Austria-Hungary. All the campers are randomly taken from various television, movies, video games, and the internet. That said, here are the campers
Adrian Monk
Agent J
Bayonetta
Caitlyn Jenner
Emmett
Ferb Fletcher
Forky
Heavy Weapons Guy
Jeanne
Joseph
Mia Khalifa
Miles Morales
Millie Bobby Brown
Ness
Oprah Winfrey
Phineas Flynn
Richard Watterson
Society Joker
Sollux Captor
Star Butterfly
Whoever created that bastard site TV Tropes, I forgot his name
Yusra

i wish atmos was more active

Porn of couples and friends is the most wholesome thing there is

will return to twitter on wednesday