My parents have still not returned, however the rioters still haven't entered the suburbs. I managed to find a baseball bat in my sister's side of our closet, so at least I'm not a potential sitting duck. I will leave leave the house when my rations are out, which, considering how much I've been stress eating, could take about two, maybe three days. In the meantime, I'm gonna print some pics of my husbando as I'm gonna need his comfort very soon.
Guys, something happened. An angry mob stormed the town, buildings are burning, people have died. My family still hasn't come back. I'm alone in my house, the mob hasn't entered the neighborhood yet. I'm completely defenseless and I've been stress eating junk food for six hours now while watching south park. I'm scared for my life.
Well, looks like I have the house to myself! Gonna see how much useless braindead shit I can do in just four hours!
PLEASE STAND BY, POSTING WILL RESUME SOON
Epic post coming soon
no it's not about the election so don't ask
me and the boys at the after-party of trump's execution
>Family Guy intro ends
>scene opens in Peter’s house, where the family is on the couch watching TV
>Lois: I wonder who that could be at this time of day.
>Peter opens the door
>Sans: Hey, Peter!
>Peter: Holy fr*cken crap, Lois! Check who it is!
>Lois: Is that... Oh my god, Sans Undertale!
>Brian: Holy shit, Sans? I thought you enlisted in the military and got shipped off to Iraq!
>scene where Sans is fighting Islamic terrorists while Megalovania plays
>Sans: Hehehe, yep, but I’m back. Those Arabs sure had a BONE to pick with me!
>everyone but Meg laughs
>Chris: It’s great to have you back, Sans!
>Meg: Whatever! It was great to finally have some peace a quiet from those stupid puns...
>Sans uses his psychic powers to throw Meg into the roof
>Stewie: Personally I prefer Minecraft, but Fox can’t negotiate for shit!
>VOICES IN THE WALLS TELL ME TO STORM CAPITOL HILL THEREFORE IT TRUE
Your mission: Fix the water in Flint Michigan
Your tools: Roughly 50 gallons of Sprite, one of those sleeveless suit jackets, and an unassembled LEGO Death Star complete with minifigures
How do you carry out this task?
You've reached the Big Bang