xenon135: Instead of beating me and my older sister my mom just stole our allowance to pay for her premium Heavy-R account

xenon135: Jonah is selling purple drank to elementary schoolers.

xenon135: test

xenon135: @xenon135 Stop atecking my storey! God will juge u when u dye and if u insult Christens tehn he will send u too Hell! And thanks 2 the people who said nice things. I no u will goto Haven. Also I no that Samas is a lesbain becuas when I firts playted I only saw her in amour soi thought she was a hot guy but then I usde her finale smash and fond out she was a gurl. I had to star at my pics off justan beber and jayncob 4 even longer then I usuely do wen Lauren comes over 2 kep me strait. CHAP 3: HE FINALLE SMASH the next day I was in my first mach of my carer. It was Me and Zelda fitting Bowzer and Falcor. We were the rad tem becuase were consercativs and they wear the blu tem becuas they wer libruls. I was waerinmg a pretty red dress that everone expect the libruls complamented me on. Boozer keeped breathing firs at us an Falco shat lazors form his gum. Zelda turne dinto Shrek and throw needs at Boozer and hit hem wiht a chan. Son bowsar was defet. Ten Falcor git a smash bell and sumoed a gina tank call a lendmaster and shat Zelda so she flyed of and loosed. I thout I was domed butthen I herd Gods vois. "Sara! Remamber the powerz I give u at scool." I used on of the powers that God gav me and I insanely had my finale smash. I actived it and it cussed me to turn into an angle. I used my holly powers to stroke down the lendmaster and defete Falco. "this gams winer: rad tema" the narater said. When I laft the fit Mart hwas waiting for me. "OMG! that was amazon! I nerver seen someone us a finale smash withotu a smash ball b4!" he said. "Its because of the powers God gave me." "Cool. Now me and my dad are fitting Samas and Wario." Greet! Ill wach" I said. So tghe next fit began and Marth and Snake are the red team and Samas and Warop were ther blue team. Samas saw I was washing so she tred to deduce me with her lucius lips and huge beasts but I was strate so it didnt work and Mark hit her with his sord while she was distrected and his dad threw gonads at her. She got blowed up and lots a stack. "Samas! Get ur had in the game! Present brock obana wode want us to kill all Christens," Waryo said. "Rite" Samas said. She ataked Marth and Snake. Son everybuddy only had on stack left. Wart rain tords Snack and het him with a motosicle. He flowed off and explode. "Father! NO!" Matt said. He ran at Waryo with is sore. "Ate hem!" Samasa sad. "I cant im a librul vogon now so ican only eat vegetas." Waryo said. So Waryo was lose. It was a on-and-on fit betwine Samas and Marth. "give it up Samas u no libruls cant won." "never! BY THE POWAR OF LORD SANTA I SHALL BANESH U TOO SUBSPAS WORLD!" then a porthole openend an sucked. Math into subspas. The fite was over. The libruls had won. "wat did u do 2 my sun!" Snake said wen the match was over and marth didnt come back. "Ill never tell!" Samas said. She blowed me a kiss (witch I dogged) and waked away. I was worred when Marth didnt come back. He still wasnt back for the tee party relay so I went with Clod Strafe insted. When I went to sleeped at nite I preyed for marth. Then I lacked the widows and doors so Samas couldnt rap me wile I sleeped. That nite I had horble nitmars that Math was farced too have gay sax with Satin and Bark Obameh. It was the scurrest thin ever!

KarkatVantasCandyRed: Meta roasting Atmos Twitter victims epic style

xenon135: FUCK I FORGOT TO UPDATE THIS Mary CHRISmes Eev everbuddy! I hop the pepole who sad gopd thins abot my storey get what they want and the pepool who said bed thins donut. Hopfully ican finish anutter chaptar 2morow but its CRISmos (NOT HAPY HOLDAYS LIBRULS) and I hav stuf with my famaly and then ill spend the knight at Laurens hose were well chang in2 are new close 4 each otter (I cant wate. Im shur shell be riley pritty). CHAP 4: THE SERCH 4 MATRH the next day all off the Christens in the Manshon were locking for maerth. He was still not back from were Samas put him. I preyed and preyed that we woud found him but he was nowere near the manshon. I new I had to confont Samas about were Marth was but I new she woud try 2 rap me agen if I came along so I bringed Clod and Sonec and Maryo with me. Samas wasin bad with 4 womens and they were kissing and dong it to each otter. "discussing!" Maryo vomated. "stop it Samas!" Sonec said. "girls sholdnt do that 2 otter girls!" Clod said. "Sara! U must jonus and be gay!" Samas and the otter lesbamns said. "No! Im ten trillian percant strait!" I shatted. "ok then well gagrap u into been gay!" Samas and the other lesbans got outta bad. Clod pulled out his gina sore and smucked a lesban with it. She flyed out the widow. Then Maryo shat furballs at anotter lesban and she burst into fame. They Sonce rolled into a bill to defete another one and I used my unbettable marital arts on the other one. Samas was bye herself. "tellus were Marth is!" I smacked her. "No!" Samas said. I started stroking her with lighting from my fingers like in Stair Was becuz one of the powers God gave me was tobe a yeti with the forc. "Tell us now!" "NECAR!" Samas said. "Stop Sara ur 2 powerful if u keep atecking Samas shell die and than well never fond math!" Sonec said. I new he had a pint so I stapped using lighting on Samas. We had 2 find someone eels who could find Marth. I preyed that God wood show me were Mart was. "Sara! Mark is in Subspas!" I herd God say. "Thanks God!" I sad back. "Were is Marth" Maryo said. "Hes in Subspas!" I said. "Oh no how did u no!" Samas sad. Clod hit her with his sord to knack her unconshus. "Not Subspas that place is terryfine!" Clod said. "But we havto Marth is in treble!" I said. "Well ned more people Snoop will want 2 cum too save his son and Lonk and Ick are Marth's beast pals. Zolta an Pech shuld came to and also Kerby and my bro Luweegee and Pete cuz hes an angle" Maro said. So we get everbuddy adn goto Subspas to fine Marth. In Subspas were insanely atecked by Subspas stuff but we beet them. Then we find Master Han and Crazy Hanes. "Whatter u dong her" Mister Hans said. "Weve cum 2 find Marth" I said. "No Sara u will dye!" Crazy Ham said. He tred to pinch me but I puled out my dads shitgun (its one of my specal movs no that im a smasher) and shat him until he ded. Than I did the sam to Master Hemp. "Well dun but Marth is still mine" Tatu leder of Subspas came. "ILL KILL U!" I said. I tred too shat him but he took my gum away b4 I cold. "Ha! U shuld no im a librul so I allways take teh gins away!" He said. I was rite I shuld have nown that. I tred my lighting buthe bloked it. Tehn I tred all my otter atecks. "who r u dong this" I aked "my powers cum form GOD!" "yes wile mine come from Satin." "Bit Santana is weeker then God!" "Yes but im alos the antichris!" "how r u relly" I said. So Taboo roped of his musk and reveled that he was a bleck guy. But he was wering a soot not gane close so I new he culd only be presadent brock obama!

PresidentOrang: testicles

xenon135: @PresidentOrang if you think about the word long enough it starts to sound like a greek god

xenon135: like testicles testiclees

Squash 2.0: made u a lil sum sum

RyStarX: Make the memes that you want to see in the world.

Garbage Writer: Gunvghjvddzsfhug fair enough. Are you satisfied with our puny planet?

xenon135: @Garbage Writer We only know of your culture through hacked satellite images and signals that get caught up in ours. We may or may not be closer to your planet than you think we are

Garbage Writer: What were your thoughts on 2016 presidential election and the series finale of Game of Thrones?

Stinky: Wait I only know the scary maze game, what are the other three?

xenon135: @Stinky top left is from a german coffee commercial. the car passes by some trees and a zombie screams at you. bottom left is a ghost video. it just shows the chair and the same girl from the scary maze game appears after the chair starts rocking. bottom right is from a korean webcomic about a woman finding a ghost, the website uses a script to force you down the page to get screamered. the script and audio only seem to work on computers. links: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz1W_omigwg https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TPYFJKWZEbI https://m.comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31

IridescentDiamond: oO

Garbage Writer: This actually sounds like something he would say and I hate it

Garbage Writer: Hecking majestic

RyStarX: free

Egg: wii sports by supermega

IridescentDiamond: yuri on ice

KarkatVantasCandyRed: Me

Garbage Writer: Isnt that just writing?

xenon135: @Garbage Writer in a way

KarkatVantasCandyRed: Redditors have blocked the entrance with their signs of "STAY. THE. FUCK. INSIDE." ):B

xenon135: Yyou shouldntv don ethat ... chuckle softly and unsheathe my katana

KarkatVantasCandyRed: @xenon135 Now yuo see a gamer appears