(this is the moshepost megathrrad, bookmark if you care about them)My history teacher was caught selling heroin to underage girls so we stripped him naked, took him into town, and threw him in with the largest group of Karens.
*megathread fuck I can't type todayMason is working on a VR online game where you have virtual sex with people. He's paywalling foot fetish acts behind microtransactions, might have to negotiate him out of that.
My sister found out her crush is into furries, so she maxed out mom's credit card to make her own fursuit.
I know what Shin Megami Tensei If refers to.
Storytime bros (1/?)First some context>Go to shitty boarding school in the middle of Upstate NY>It's more of a normal high school but with dorms so parents who can't afford private school can get away from their crotch goblins for 9 months>School has many, many clubs. There are overlaps, club rivalries, and at least one fake arranged marriage to unite two clubs (unimportant)>Clubs can also put up stands to be used outside of class. Most of the time these are just for registration though some offer gifts>School introduced yoctocoin, which can be earned by doing chores, getting good grades, etc. and could be used to buy certain food from the cafeteria and can be used on a soda machines, basically good boy points>YC got out of their control and it became an entire economy within the school>Teachers tried to stop it but this just started black markets in places with no security cams, namely the bathrooms>This story is about one specific club, the LGBT club>Old leader got ousted the year before I got here as a TERF>Staff wouldn't do anything about so they planted heroin in her dorm (I don't know how they got and I don't want to know)
>Come the 18-19 school year, the time I got here>Club needs a new leader>We hold a little election, comes down to Lily and Jeremy. Most of us were democrats so we based parties around sexuality/identity combos: Lily was part of the Cisbian Party, while Jeremy was part of the Straight Trans Boy Party>Jeremy almost won, he was very charismatic and made himself perfectly clear>Lily wasn't having that, so she forges some DMs that make Jeremy seem like he was faking being trans for attention>The dipshits fall for it and he is disqualified, making her leader>For the first week Lily was an okay leader>Then one day she suddenly revealed her true colors>She drafted some rules that essentially put the club in a hierarchy>Obviously lesbians were at the top. She created a bunch of meaningless, convoluted government positions just to give them to lesbians>And of course, us bi boys were dead last, tied with trans boys (hmm I wonder why they were at the bottom)>I had to do a lot of menial jobs. I had to clean shit and only got one yocto for each order, basically slavery>One girl (definitely a fujo) even tried to buy me as a rebound BF when her girlfriend broke up with her. Yeah I almost accepted, what of it?>Trans boys didn't fare much better. I think Lily even called them "man bleeders" once
(3/?)>Now this next part is important>One day when Lily seemed like a decent human being she brought in an anvil>It was very, very old, the thing was almost entirely reddish brown from decades of rust>Lily revealed the literary teacher inside of her and created this bogus explanation for why it's a symbol of LGBT unity>I felt a few braincells commit seppuku from her thesis. My favorite part was her pointing to one particularly rusty spot as a metaphor for lesbian lust>In retrospect this should've been the red flag for me to run away from but I'm retarded>Me being a total idiot will be a recurring theme in this story>Because the anvil is from the fucking Mesozoic it was pretty fragile, particularly at the edges>Lily once struck it a little too hard while giving a sermon to a newbie and a small piece fell off it>It was very small, but it was a powerful testament to the anvil's true age and how strong Lily can be
Fuck it I'll put the story in my writing program and post the screenshots in another post.I'm going to bed.
I deleted most of the story except the first three pieces as a preview.Full story coming soon assuming I don't completely lose interest in this when I wake up.
My mom is beating my brother. Me and my sisters wait in horror as we know we're next. We're sending the youngest one out of course.
My dad helped in a war crime against Palestinians.
Instead of beating me and my older sister my mom just stole our allowance to pay for her premium Heavy-R account
Jonah is selling purple drank to elementary schoolers.
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