Im just gonna get an early start for the next poll for a thanksgiving theme. Most dysfunctional family wins. Or functional. I’ll give options.
The Hapsburgs-the rulers of Austria and Spain, famous for their oversized jaws and impotence as a result of inbreeding
The Tudors-the six marriages of Henry VIII, aka why there will never be a ninth Henry
The Bourbons-frankly its a wonder they were mostly sane and only slightly ugly
The Ptolemies-Like the Hapsburgs but with slightly better genetics
The Wetins-the German house that came to sit on almost every throne of Europe without incest or war
I’m kicking myself for not thinking of Vlad Dracul or Elizabeth Bathory for the poll because them some Halloween spooky bitches
Since I didn’t get any suggestions, here’s a poll. The first king of Belgium, the British Princess who took over the Danish government, or the German duchess who defined the British line of succession.
Would anyone be interested in reading me raving about royalty?
cue my next short lived attempt at educational Atmos posts
God, I sure am good at fucking things up
Driver’s Ed video: A body at reset tends to stay at rest is defined as?
Girl with Doritos: Dead. deadpan stares into your soul
Okay final update. Everything is chill. I’m still sad but it’s fine.
Til the Soviets fucking hated Madonna
And I have managed to fuck it up worse
State your knee privileges
What is your opinion on candy corn?
Whats more romantic than plagiarism?
Update: still very nervous, but less so then before
“It’s like a turducken, but with people.”
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