Me: puts thought into a post
Atmos: scroll
Me: why the fuck isn’t palindrome a fucking palindrome fuck language
Atmos: yes

The fact that palindrome isn’t a palindrome annoys me

I need more dnd groups. Please invite me.

I want meme subclasses that are just as memey as the swarmkeeper. Someone make them please

To whatever jackass is responsible for nothing functioning on mobile devices: rot in hell you sick, sick bastard

Swarmkeeper rangers are so wild. I was expecting “my ac is bees. I’m covered in bees. I freak everyone out because I’m covered in bees. I’m the queen of the bees.”
Bees aren’t even an option because evidently bees don’t exist in the Forgotten Realms or Eberron. Instead, your options include: crazy cat lady, you shoot velociraptors instead of arrows, and magic pants fish.
I’m. Im not even joking.

I have had way too many dreams about harassing celebrities lately

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tPLAS-x4Pg0

You know what time it is! profile time
Sage the Clairvoyant
“Thinking only of the future will drive you mad. Live in the present.”
Sage the Clairvoyant was the third monarch of Nomalia. He was the son of Alba the Pale and Kar of Raven’s Stronghold.
Sage married Reena of Demon gate and had two children: King Silver and Prince Palladium, who married Lady Luka of the the Prairie.
Following his death, he was succeeded by his son, Silver.
Sage always dyed his hair green, had green eyes and an olive complexion and was very tall.
His preferred school of magic was divination.
His main relics were a crystal ball and a his crown which displayed an all seeing eye in verdigris.
Sage reigned from 5051 to 5067

angrily shouting Je suis calme!

And here’s the next profile. As a bonus since I’m incompetent, Diane’s favored schools were shapeshifting, photokinesis abd umbrakinesis, and telekinesis.
Alba the Pale
“You can never be truly respected until you are gone.”
Queen Alba the Pale was the second official monarch of Nomalia and the daughter of Diane the Courter and Orion of Bone Throne.
Alba married Prince Kar, Lord of Raven’s Stronghold, who was initially rebuked by her court as he was the grandnephew of Queen Eris. The two of them had six children: King Sage the Clairvoyant, Princess Menth who married Prince Mercury of Mons Strait and was the mother of King Saturn of Mons Strait, Princess Regina who married Lord Barth of Opaline, Princess Myrca who married King Solaris of Lumos, Prince Set who married Tsuki of the Tsunami Coast, and Prince Acan who married Lady Citrine of the Orange River.
Alba left the throne following her mother’s death and was succeeded by her son, Sage.
Alba was an albino, and had pale pink skin, snow white hair, right eye red, left eye blue, and small white wings in nether form.
Her preferred schools of magic were shapeshifting and pyromancy.
Alba’s main relic was her silver crown in the shape of butterfly wings with small jewels in the wings
Alba ruled from 5035 to 5051.