xenon135: >witch shoots you in the leg >you turn into a frog while having a gaping bleeding hole she has perfect reason to be afraid

Garbage Writer: @xenon135 as if either of those things aren’t bad enough

xenon135: forms a cocoon around my slimy segmented body and goes to sleep

Garbage Writer: @xenon135 chkfyigyu what even?

xenon135: @Garbage Writer i saw wiggles and my mind immediately jumped to larvae

Garbage Writer: @BlakeK173 I literally cannot get close to him without taking damage because vampires take damage from holy items

BlakeK173: that does make it a bit more difficult.

Garbage Writer: For a minute I forgot this was about dnd and not my actual love life and wondered how I’d forgotten I couldn’t get close to my lover and the fact that I was a vampire

Garbage Writer: @xenon135 https://mobile.twitter.com/LiteyAkter/status/1286242088405946376?s=20 this clown

CoffeeSorcerer69: The only good point he made was the fact that the devs are lazy fucks.

Meaty Socks: @CoffeeSorcerer69 yea

ơɬɧɛƖƖơ: Brutal? This show puts ur emotions through the grinder.

ơɬɧɛƖƖơ: Brutal? This show puts ur emotions through the grinder.

Garbage Writer: @ơɬɧɛƖƖơ 8 times Jesus Yeah u thought it was gonna be a goofy sit com but then I spent like a week crying because dear god I was not ready for that and my emotions are... completely and totally shot

CoffeeSorcerer69: @Garbage Writer Do you Mind if I use my revised sorcerer? Also can I get some context on the world of Planetia? Here's my discord profile CoffeeSorcerer69™#5258

Garbage Writer: @CoffeeSorcerer69 Your revision to the subclass is fine (all sorts of revisions add origin spells anyway 🤷‍♂️), but your changes to the base class are just too much imo. I would however let you use wisdom for your sorcerer casting, since then the angel’s bonus to wisdom would actually be helpful and you could dump charisma. You’d have to make a darn good pitch to get me to change your eldritch Knight features from int to wis though. Angels make up most of the human population of archangel, an aristocratic province of the Nomalian empire. Archangel itself is ruled by specially selected members of the nobility called the... wait for it... archangels. Wow, so original, I know. Nomalia itself is ruled by a divinely blessed line of Kong’s of queens, who descend from various gods and are primarily magicians and fairies. Angels tend to be very religious/spiritual, hence the religion proficiency, and frequently revere the Mallorist gods, Mallory, the goddess of luck, and Sellunnee the goddess of the moon, or the Solist stars, goddesses of... well take a guess. My players were originally working for Aset the Righteous, the high queen of Nomalia, to secure a closer relationship with the elven empire of Demeria, however Rosana, their ruler, was killed (she was part of a really bad cult, did some wars, committed a genocide...) and replaced with the much more agreeable Adel. They’re accompanied by Halcyon Lumin, who’s older brother is the king of another tribe of elves, and who’s younger brother is Aset’s husband. Now they’ve been asked by Baroness Delphina Starglow of Cairn Island for help with a... mission... I’m not saying until after Friday’s session because that’s what that session is about Demeria is largely matriarchal and isolationist, however with contact with the more egalitarian, multicultural, and diplomatic Nomalia, that’s lessening.

CoffeeSorcerer69: @Garbage Writer Is there something I can do for you to let me use the base class revisions? I also don't really need to use wisdom over charisma because I just dumped my 9 into wisdom. I'm open to playing a different character if you don't want me playing a sorcerer, I've broken a campaign with the base sorcerer before. (Not that I wanted to that was just how things ended up.)

PresidentOrang: Ok sheep :DDDDD

WeirdUnicorn2401: as someone who has never played d&d and has only seen people play d&d on tv (my opinion doesn't really count), i find the dungeon masters to be the best part of the game. i love how they have to be unbiased and levelheaded yet very fun.

Garbage Writer: @WeirdUnicorn2401 I am 90% bias by weight. Wet weight. 99 dry. It sucks being the dm