Im just gonna get an early start for the next poll for a thanksgiving theme. Most dysfunctional family wins. Or functional. I’ll give options.
The Hapsburgs-the rulers of Austria and Spain, famous for their oversized jaws and impotence as a result of inbreeding
The Tudors-the six marriages of Henry VIII, aka why there will never be a ninth Henry
The Bourbons-frankly its a wonder they were mostly sane and only slightly ugly
The Ptolemies-Like the Hapsburgs but with slightly better genetics
The Wetins-the German house that came to sit on almost every throne of Europe without incest or war
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I’m kicking myself for not thinking of Vlad Dracul or Elizabeth Bathory for the poll because them some Halloween spooky bitches
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Since I didn’t get any suggestions, here’s a poll. The first king of Belgium, the British Princess who took over the Danish government, or the German duchess who defined the British line of succession.
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Would anyone be interested in reading me raving about royalty? cue my next short lived attempt at educational Atmos posts
fries: Content? On Atmos? Sign me up!
Garbage Writer: Alrighty then. Suggestions who do cover first?
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God, I sure am good at fucking things up
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Driver’s Ed video: A body at reset tends to stay at rest is defined as?
Girl with Doritos: Dead. deadpan stares into your soul
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Okay final update. Everything is chill. I’m still sad but it’s fine.
Squash 2.0: dont worry i'll pity marry you
mira: at least u shooted ur shot my guy. rip
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And I have managed to fuck it up worse
Squash 2.0: oh dear
Garbage Writer: I think I fixed it
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State your knee privileges
Garbage Writer: @Squash 2.0 are you a straight, white, Protestant male?
Squash 2.0: @Garbage Writer i am a bisexual, latino, atheist male
Garbage Writer: @Squash 2.0 give you your knees
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What is your opinion on candy corn?
mira: its ok in small amounts
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Whats more romantic than plagiarism?
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Update: still very nervous, but less so then before
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“It’s like a turducken, but with people.”
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xenon135: caroline sounds most interesting at least to me
Garbage Writer: ooh boy y’all are in for a ride.