The downtime that just hit wasn't our fault afaik. The outage was due to our server host and lasted much longer for us than the company claims it did: http://status.digitalocean.com/incidents/g7frcnd0gp2z

We were about to submit a support ticket because restarting the network and even the server as a whole clearly wasn't fixing the issue but everything appears to be working now, albeit a bit sluggish on some pages. Sorry for the inconvenience.

The extra strange part is that even though the issue was with network connectivity in general, I found that certain pages were consistently being loaded while others were slower, or consistently didn't load, even when I cleared the cache. Some things just can't be explained...